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Beck and Joe have reached a very special stage of dating.
Its partBuzzFeed personality quiz (Which Old Movie Will Charm Your Date the Most?
), part-casual recon (Sooo, what exactly happened with your ex?
), and my personal favorite!
I am a corpse-disposal virgin.
But even I, a rookie in this department, know that Joe is doing a terrible job.
Joe has just left Benjis decomposing body in the basement of the book store forthree full days.
I know that place is soundproof, but are we really supposed to believe its smell-proof?
Isnt Joe concerned about the mortis getting all rigor-ed?
Let us leave Joe to meet my new favorite character, a female twist onthe Guy in Your MFA.
My hair is super-unique there, and My worst fear is to be unremarkable.
is swiping across Tinder and doing Satans mambo with an endless parade of New York randos.
Beck, meanwhile, leaves her MFA workshop with an assignment but in no mood to write.
Even Carrie Bradshaw hunkered down at her laptop at least once an episode!
Joe picks Beck up in Mr. Mooneys cherry-red Buick and off they go!
Beck has not started hers.
GEE BECK IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME WAY YOU COULD FIND THE TIME TO WRITE YOUR STORY.
Wouldnt she just put a mattress on a boxspring and call it a day?
Or maybe maybe spring for a cute headboard from Wayfair or Ikea?
Back at the bookstore, Joes humidifiers have overloaded the system and now the power is out.
As I predicted, Benji is deteriorating and the smell is rancid.
So, Joe puts Benji in the trunk of the car.
And then he just leaves him there as he goes about his day/life!
So Beck is still texting him.
They make the bed, they lie in it.
Beck wonders, Am I ever going to write anything that amazing?
When Joe gets home, the police await him.
Two birds, one murder!
He loses his cool at his beloved.
Blythe wants her to know, I have this facial autism thing where I cant hide what Im thinking.
(Thats not even Blythes best line from this scene!
She is afraid she sounds so millennial and, as a millennial, I find that offensive.
Beck is realizing that she knows negative nothing about Joe.
Shes never seen his apartment or met his friends.
So she follows him into the basement.
Has the star of this Lifetime show never seen a Lifetime movie?!
And then Joe comes almost instantly.
Great work, everybody!
