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Let that sink in, you guys, youve earned it.

Jake has revealed himself to be a little bitch and it is equal parts exciting and horrifying.
Its a huge get for Jake and Millennial.
As it turns out, it was Zane who leaked the chapter.
Hes more than just a suit, you guys!
In fact, Zane is incredibly excited about this book and hes also ridiculously smitten with Kelsey.
The whole gang is invited toNYMsholiday party and Zane wants to roll in with Kelsey.
Since Jake will also be attending this party, she knows she needs to keep Zane at bay.
She leaves the two guys to talk about their insane height difference and also excitement over the book.
Unfortunately, she walks right into Zanes lips.
Both Kelsey and Zane are blindsided.
Kelsey is just as shocked she never asked Jake to do this but it doesnt matter to Zane.
I hope it was worth it, he spits at her.
Maggie also finds herself in a tricky spot over the holidays.
Penelope and Luca, the couple interested in her art at the Whitney show, purchase her entire collection.
Oh, and those gold bangles Penelope gifted Maggie?
Theyre more like golden handcuffs.
She rips off those handcuffs and walks out of the party in a bright blaze of Christmas glory.
Fingers crossed this doesnt ruin her career down the line.
Have room for more egg nog?
Good, because we have a third holiday party to attend: Bob and Julia Katz.
We are truly blessed.
Or maybe Ive just had one too many July eggnogs.
In the office the next day, Liza finds a completely altered Charles.
Liza explains that Caitlin is the reason for everything shes done.
Could Charles finally be coming around?
Perhaps shell have to wait until after the holidays to see what all of this means.
OH NO SHE WONT.
What the hell is he doing?
TURN THIS CAR AROUND.
She drops her bags.
He tells her I dont care anymore and somehow, he looks lighter.
Bury me in the dirty gutter snow, for I am dead now.
Diana tears up over the thoughtfulness.
Diana & Liza 4Eva.
Another Trout-ism to go in your Diana Trouts Words of Wisdom Journal: Neckwear should inspire envy, Liza.