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Because that is what happened while watching Sex, Liza and Rock & Roll.

Was it my finest moment?
I mean, maybe.
Thats my truth and Im standing in it.
We are halfway through the season and things arehappening, people.
Remember when Maggie put on a show for an NYC tour bus?
Having all her dreams come true feels like her reward for being put through that.
Plus she got to meet Diana Trout face-to-face.
Kelseys season five drama gets a shot of adrenaline in this episode, too.
Jake finally gets his first chapter in to his editor-turned-lovah Kelsey and also Zane.
The reviews are not great, Bob.
Against Kelseys wishes, he gets Jake on the phone while still hot and bothered and slams the chapter.
It needs more scandal and humor and anything remotely interesting injected into it.
Kelsey attempts to keep the peace and tells her editor friend that shell handle Jake.
Kelsey is very turned on that Jake is turned on by her intellect and ambition.
Get yours, girl.
And get hers she does twice!
The sexy guy is nice and the nice guy is sexy!
How will Kelsey ever choose between them?
Lets assume it will be terribly dramatic and fun for us, while just plain terrible for Kelsey.
She should talk to her pal Liza who has a pretty terrible night with a guy herself.
But in this case, terrible is a good thing because, well, youll see.
It could be the nextJust Kids.
If only Chrissie would cooperate even a little bit.
Someone needs to come and collect the manuscript in person, from her fortress over on Shelter Island.
And that someone has to be Charles.
Chrissie is a smart girl.
Liza is happy to go.
To Shelter Island it is!
Neither Charles nor Chrissie is happy to see Liza show up.
Did your babysitter teach you those lyrics?
Charles is such a sassy bitch and I do not hate that, not one bit.
Chrissie, you see, plans to bang his brains out tonight.
So its a super-fun atmosphere for Liza to walk into.
Luckily, a few hours and some wine and absinthe later, everyone is in a much better mood.
Charles even laughs at a joke Liza makes.
Have we ever seen such a thing?
Did an angel get its wings?
Eventually, Chrissie passes out and leaves a drunk Liza and Charles to find their rooms.
Perhaps its the liquid courage or Lizas just fed up, but she confronts her boss.
She pleads with him to talk to her even yelling would be preferable to the silence.
If youre punishing me, its working, she heartbreakingly tells him.
But Charles doesnt give in, he says good night and watches as she defeatedly walks into her room.
But hes upset, too.
He stands there thinking about what Lizas just said.
He doesnt knock on the door, you guys.
And as loud as I screamed no!
at my screen, I dont count this moment as a complete loss.
Theres so much longing it really makes you rethink the purpose of doors.
His absence does give Liza time to talk to Chrissie about her hesitation in handing over the memoir.
Like so many, it turns out Chrissie is just scared to share her story.
How did you get this?
I didnt run away, Liza replies.
She drops a tiny microphone in her heart.
Its Trout Season
Just when you think you know Trout, you discover the woman speaks Italian!
She reluctantly agrees to a sleepover at Enzos and in the morning finds that surprise!
Enzo lives with his mother.
His mother isnt happy to see her son with someone outside of childbearing years and insults her in Italian.
Diana startles the woman (and impresses Enzo) by giving it right back.
Trout aint no raisin, ya hear?
Dont judge her, Liza!
The woman needs to prepare for polyester.
I havent stayed over at a mans place since … when did baby Jessica fall down that well?