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You dont buy up hundreds of seemingly arbitrarily acquired titles simply to dominate the entertainment industry.

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Those titles are data points, each satisfying an intersection of variables.

Their sum total is an informational hammer which could be used to do …any number of things.

The movie knows it.

So why keep watching?

Is it for the respectable supporting cast, which includes Kate McKinnon and Steve Coogan?

Is it morbid anticipation of the assured patheticism of the final wedding scene?

What it chooses to do with that information is anyones guess.