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Dear Nightclub Booker,
Hi.
Were now accepting bookings for our Endless Winter national tour.
Contact us soon, before we decide to stay at home and eat too many carbs.
Youll hear Moody Judy Gershon on bass and Reggie Snooze Button Stevenson keepin time on the doldrums.
Our stellar set list will help your patrons curb their cold-weather blahs.
The musical journey starts with that old blues chestnut My Serotonin Baby Left Me.
Ill perform a slow, seemingly endless solo during The Snow Shovel Blues.
Want a sneak preview of our act?
And we probably never will.
I really hope youll put us on your performance schedule.
Were primarily interested in clubs in Hawaii and Florida, but well even do Alabama at this point.
These guys are worth every penny.
She really put my feelings into words!
Then she paid for her single-serving microwavable cakes and went on her way.
He decided hed rather go on a Netflix binge than on tour with us.
So, what are you waiting for?
Call today before we lose all interest in playing music, an activity we once enjoyed.
Bizzy Coyis a writer.
She was once chastised by Angela Lansbury and it was all downhill from there.
