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TheJurassic Worldmovies dont exactly prize plausibility.

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Is itpossible to run in heels all daywithout incurring some monstrous blisters?

That M&M will remain on the floor until the day my lazy ass sells this house.)

So why are the newJurassic Worldmovies determined to reject all that history and invent dinosaurs that never existed?

It happens again inJurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, out this weekend.

Hell, maybe they even brought back a different prehistoric animal, like the saber-tooth cat!

Wouldnt you love to see a Smilodon thrown into the mix with all those rampaging dinosaurs?

And yet, its just another knockoff.

In other words, its a muddle.

Instead of creating beasts that feel like a Xerox of a Xerox, why not exhume a different dinosaur?