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Warning: This post contains spoilers forRampage, if a movie likeRampagecan be spoiled.
Most of them do good work with the meager material theyre given.
Some of them … do not.
Of all these thespians, which ones get out of the films 115-minute run time with their dignity intact?
Lets make like the Rockin 2003, and run it down:
P.J.
Joe ManganielloManganiello has the dubious distinction of being theSteven SeagalinExecutive DecisionofRampage.
A few squishes and splatters later, were down to just Manganiello.
He probably wont take down the monster, but will he live to fight another day?
The man knows who he is.
Anyway, shes Malin Akerman.
Shes survived much worse wigs thanthis.Dignity status:Shes fine!
Jake LacyJake Lacy is a good actor.
