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Best of all: These arehappytears!
But how much will any given episode ofQueer Eyemake you cry?
Will these be hushed movie-theater sobs?
Will you bravely only let one single tear loose?
Upon hearing your wails through the wall, will your neighbor become concerned that youre in grave danger?
To do so, Ive gathered the following data:
Do the Fab Five cry?
Do the Fab Five crya lot?
Does the subject cry?
Does the subject crya lot?
How greatly is the subjects life changed in every conceivable way by one week with the Fab Five?
Is there a weep-worthy surprise?
Could I breathe at the end?
Like snowflakes, every tear is different, so each episode has also been assigned a Tear Classification.
Tear Classification:Tears of Confusion (because WHERE did that heretofore unmentioned girlfriend come from?!)
Tear Classification:Tears of Hope
14.
Tear Classification:Progressive Tears for Shorn Resistance Beards
13.
But still, Jeremys earnestness provides many a sweet moment.
Tear Classification:Happy Hero Tears
12.
Tear Classification:Tears of Frustration, followed by Tears of Relief
11.
Tear Classification:Heart-Eyes-Emoji Tears
10.
Dega Dont (Season 1, Episode 3)
Corys episode is … complicated.
Plus, Corys adorable familys response to their patriarchs changes has everyone in tears.
Tear Classification:Tears of Growth
9.
Tear Classification:Tears of Acceptance
8.
Bedazzled (Season 2, Episode 7)
Oh, what a sweet piano boy!
This episode is all about 18-year-old Seans relationship with Lulu, the godmother who raised him.
Tear Classification:Tears of Nostalgia
6.
The Handyman Can (Season 2, Episode 4)
This is what we call a good old-fashioned switcheroo!
Jason and his gorgeous nominator Beth are now in love, just like we knew they were all along!
Pass the Kleenex, just.
Tear Classification:Tears of Requited Romance
5.
A Decent Proposal (Season 2, Episode 2)
Um, adecentproposal?
We all sob in unison.
Tear Classification:Tears of Wedded Bliss
4.
Bonus: After the episode aired,Tom and Abby got remarried!
Tear Classification:Old Dog, New Tears
3.
And thats just the first two minutes of the episode.
Skyler loses it, we lose it, and it is the best.
Tear Classification:Tears of Confidence
2.
Tammye, the shows first woman makeover, seems a saint.
Antoni crying is a religious experience of tears, no matter your creed.
Tear Classification:Tears of Blessed Forgiveness
1.
To Gay or Not Too Gay (Season 1, Episode 4)
It simply had to be A.J.
Hes cute to start, hot to finish, and everything in between is an emotional journey of fulfillment.
Even more so because hes reading them to his lovely and supportive stepmom.
Tear Classification:ALL THE TEARS, JUST ALL OF THEM
