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NetflixsSpanish-language dramaElitewill out-do your wildest high-school TV fantasy.Elitepirouettes where other teen dramas would merely pivot.
And, lest we forget, someone is murdered.
Which couple in this murderous coterie of rich kids is the hottest?
Beware of light spoilers.
Even when Samuel and Marina start to figure it out are they really dating?
Or just kissing in public a few times?
he becomes a casualty of her rebellious instinct.
But enough about why they dont wouldnt work as a couple.
Whats more accurate is that she really likes scheming for him and with him.
(Or does he just have a lower tolerance?
A teary confrontation later in the season suggests that its hard on her, too.)
This isElite: We dont grade on a curve here, and couples need to schemeandlook hot doing it.
Marina has hot, unprotected sex with Nano!
You are on a teen drama, beloved, you are asking for trouble!
Sorry for the harsh truths, but theres not a lot else going on here.
No spoilers here, but Carla is too hot and cool to be tied down by Polos insecurities.
Enter … transfer student Christian.
(More on him later.)
Am I a bet?!
Am I afucking bet?!
His charming lines all fall flat!
Their drama unfurls beautifully, and as much as I want them to kiss, they never do.
Great drama, but not hot drama, which holds them back from the top of our ranking.
Nadia and Guzman andme
To borrow a phrase fromVulture blogger Quincy Jones, we shouldnt talk about this publicly.
Carla and Polo and Christian
Carla loves Polo, but theyre both bored.
So Carla has sex with Christian and lets Polo watch.
This goes on for a bit, before Polo gets jealous and tells Christian that hes just their plaything.
Christian throws a tantrum until Polo and Carla win him over with gifts and keys to their gilded kingdom.
And then, things getreallykinky.
But Polo and Carla with Christian fires on all cylinders.
Lies!Eliteplays fast and loose with this threesome they get their hands dirty with everyone and everything.
Watch at your own risk.
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Tim Riggins and Lyla Garrity found jobless!
Serena van der Woodsen and Dan Humphrey never stood a chance!
Jordan Catalano is bankrupt!
Pacey and Joey outsold!
Whos evenonRiverdale these days?
In every episode, at every opportunity, Omar and Ander are allowed to murder me.
is the greatest gift Netflix has given us this side ofTo All the Boys Ive Loved Before.
