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Issa has a new man on this season ofInsecure: Nathan.
HBOs supporting actor factory couldnt conjure up a better mate.
Nathan is a perfect man … except that he has has curiously disappeared.
Its possible that Nathan is in jail, acommon theory amongInsecurestans.
Or maybe Nathan just sucks.
(Didnt hekill someoneonHow to Get Away With Murder?)
Vulture has run down the ten best theories about how he could be so busy.
Nathan, if you are reading this: Turn your location on!
After a certain point, before Nathan even realized it, he wasnt listening to Drake anymore.
He was just listening to Common, and just like that, there goes the whole weekend.
Maybe hes at Whole Foods
My guy, you cannot go to Whole Foods on Sunday.
The lines will send you to an early grave!
Maybe hes with another woman (who isnt Beyonce)
This is the obvious one, right?
Meanwhile, Issa is clawing through Nathans old bedroom at Andrews house looking for evidence of this relationship.
Maybe, for whatever reason, Nathan has been called upon by the Carter family.
What choice does he have other than to answer that call?
Parkwood isnt the White House; there is an airtight inner and outer circle of employees.
Maybe hes doing something on BeysLemonadefollow-up or just cleaning up Jays edges.
Either way, if Parkwood hired that man,of coursewe wouldnt be hearing from him.
And Issa would respect this!
Maybe hes a Scientologist now
He lives in Los Angeles!
(I have text messages and Instagram DMs to prove this empirical data, collected by me.)
And maybe he was sitting at the bar when in walked a really beautiful woman.
And maybe they started talking until Nathans other friends got to the bar.
Yes, this is almostverbatim fromGood Will Hunting, but that doesnt make it any less plausible.
Also, Nathan just seems like someone who would really, really likeGood Will Hunting.
Maybe he read the news
I mean, haveyoureadthenews?
Itd make me want to disappear too.
(She wouldnt agree to let me use this hilarious anecdote unless I linkedher Instagram.)
Is this the wave Nathan is on?
So maybe hes just an Uber guy now.
