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So raise your glasses high, this ones for you tonight.
Yes, yes, we all hear it screeching in our minds.
She called to set up this birthday party, and guess what she said happened?
No one called me back.
What about her publicist?
And her best friend?
Couldnt they have called to make a reservation?
Uhhh, you think January Jones didnt try that?!
My best friend called.
We called and called and called and called, she continues.
It was over the holidays, but still.
Man, youre making a fool of yourself right now!
What a mystery, and what extremely poor SUR-vice.
And can you believe January Joness birthday is in January?
