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Spoilers ahead for the entire third season ofStranger Things.
But watchingStranger Thingsthat quickly may have anesthetized you to the full level of strangeness you just witnessed.
Can you even tell the difference between regular rats and melted rats anymore?
I dont blame you!
And were not just talking weird sci-fi stuff here.
Those things are strange!
Chapter One: Suzie, Do You Copy?
Possessed by the Mind Flayer to get to begin building his monster.
Did I mention the rats were melting?Melting.
Stranger Thing:Where in hell does Mike Wheeler get off disrespecting Police Chief Jim Hopper like that?
And also hes the freaking chief of police?
And also hes saved your skinny ass how many times?
How dare you, Mike Wheeler.
They are melting rats.
Anyway, Im barfing now.
Stranger Thing:Wow, Joyce Byers.
Because some magnets are falling off refrigerators and you think it has something to do with the Upside Down?
and I just dont understand how you dont follow up on something like that.
Three out of five melted rats.
now shes possessed, too.
He deserves to leave Hawkins and start fresh.
May he find people who appreciate the detailing on his Will the Wise costume.
She seems more like a Michael J.
Fox kind of girl.
Stranger Thing:I maybe started to feel bad for Billy?
I tried to stop him, he tearfully pleads with his stepsister, Max.
THIS IS VERY STRANGE.
Four out of five melted rats!
Nothing could ever be worse than melting rats, they said!
Oh, friend, feast your eyes on meltingpeople.
On the one hand, no one deserves to be flayed.
On the other, these two are jackasses.
Thats not the strange part, though!
Stranger Thing:Steve!
How Strange Is This Episode?You read that thing about the human flesh monster, right?
Four out of five melted rats!
Ill never stop yelling about the melting of living things, people.
How Strange Is This Episode?A gosh-dang flesh monster!
Steve and Robin being interrogated by Russians who have mistaken them for spy masterminds!
People thinking strawberry Slurpees and cherry Slurpees are the same thing!
A GOSH-DANG FLESH MONSTER, I SAID.
Five out of five melted rats!
Chapter Seven: The Bite
Strange Thing:No.
You cant just unsee something like that.
Stranger Thing:How has it taken three seasons to get this winning combo of Steve and Robin?
Listen, I love me some Steve and Dustin, but come on!
And Steve gets to pick the movies we watch every Friday night!
That leaves a mark, both physically and emotionally.
Forget strange, this show is just rude.
Again, with the leg thing!
Again, with the Hopper-and-Joyce-not-kissing thing!
Eleven losing her powers!
The return of the Demogorgon!
The Byers family and Eleven leaving Hawkins!
