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(This wedding list also leaves offyourwedding, which really should come in at No.
1 because, honestly, it was or one day will be absolutely perfect.
Oh, I know it wasnt on TV.
How could it be?
Nothing this intimate and emotional is allowed to exist on a commercial web connection.
Its not you whos missing out on it not being televised; its the world.)
It took us an interminable 22 episodes to get to the ceremony (which wasfine, whatever).
What in the #MeToo was that all about?
Okay, not really.
I mean, he raped her.
Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy (Bethenny Getting Married?)
If there was ever an analogy for our modern media age, that is it.
But no, its Rachels.
Cant Monica ever have anything of her own?
As far as the wedding, its sweet and silly and everything youd expect from this surprisingly-still-popular sitcom.
Maybe being bland is the secret recipe.
The wedding theme was Grown Sexy, which was actually the theme forMa Anand Sheelas 42nd birthday party.
I mean, this is the most press attentionthe cast ofSuitswill ever get.
Plus, we must not forget that this union was blessed by God herself:Oprah Winfrey.
Darva Conger and Rick Rockwell (Who Wants to Marry a MultiMillionaire?)
Now we will never forget them.
The season ends without us knowing who lives and who dies.
But what if they were arrows instead of water guns?
By the time we finally got to see them, the letdown was almost inevitable.
Not so with the Red Wedding.
