Vanderpump Rules
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Actually, its not that unbelievable.
What is this show if not the sweeping tragedy of our time?
We also learn that just about everyone has met Rand and they all seem to love him.
He even plays poker with the Toms.
The whole situation with Randall and the show seems really weird.
If hes so keen on it, why isnt he on the show?
Cant he show his face as much as Stassis ex Patrick showed his manbun?
Or would that ruin that spell that Lala has him under in some way.
Lala also let us know just what her man pays for.
I mean, this thing hasdoors that open like this!
But that is her choice and she is welcome to it.
Well, except for Scheana.
She really is that shallow.
James probably met him through his gay BFF Logan, a Planters Punch someone drew a face on.
What would Paul owe James a dinner for?
James has been crashing on his living room floor behind a Japanese screen foryears.
If anything James is the one that owes Paul the dinner.
Thats why I think that James might have an arrangement thats more similar to Lalas than he lets on.
The most satisfying moment of this third of the reunion (seriously, three parts?!)
was the revelation of just how Katie fell through a skylight and almost died.
There was noMonopolyplaying, as some people implied, or any other craziness.
However, I feel like this should have been better explained when it was initially brought up.
Its not that complicated, but somehow this completely insane story confused us all.
Katie says she doesnt mind because she went to high school with her?
So, she went to high school with Katie, but is also a friend of Lalas?
I am so incredibly confused by all of this.
I wonder what Scorsese would make of all of this in his next movie:Animal Penises.
