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The worst part of anyVanderpump Rulesreunion is undoubtedly the chairs.

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The other thing that baffles me is, how is this reunion going to be three parts?

Actually, I knew all of those things already, so maybe we didnt need this reunion after all.

I mean, theO.C.should get like an Instagram Story with a Smell-O-Vision scratch-and-sniff card.

The other surprisingly good outfit was Kristens.

She had on a green dress with a bunch of gold necklaces.

Good-bye, at any given moment.

As for the dudes, it was all pretty boring and safe.

He likely got the memo from Sandoval but somehow got it confused.

Jax was wearing a tuxedo jacket and an open shirt.

My boyfriend said he looked like a gay porn stars obituary photo, and he was not wrong.

However, she continues to stay with Jax, so maybe there is something fundamentally broken about her.

This does explain a bit why theyre still together.

Its so odd the outpouring of emotion Jax gets from this crew.

We find out that Scheana and Rob are broken up (duh!)

He even told her as much, which is really messed up.

Rob is also texting Jax to have drinks with him.

Does that mean Rob would just rather hang around dudes than Scheana and her unretractable love talons?

All of that is pretty sad, but Scheana seems to be rebounding nicely.

The show is causing some trouble though.

Sorry, but that sounds just like Scheana.

This is the strange rage I was talking about.

Where is this all coming from?

Why do people let him get away with this?

We would be nothing without him.