Vanderpump Rules

Save this article to read it later.

Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.

The whole thing seemed constructed.

Article image

I believe that James didnt know what was coming.

James behaves that way while drunkandhis mother is an alcoholic.

All of the red flags are there.

Strangely enough, I dont think that Lisa should have fired James.

And it works because she created some absolutely genius television.

Why are you doing this to me?

he sobs to her and she retorts, very correctly, that he did this to himself.

I dont know if James will ever be capable of seeing that.

And he doesnt need Lisa for just his DJ career, but for his entire livelihood.

The thing about all of this will-she-or-wont-she-fire-him is that Lisa didnt fire him fromthejob.

He might have lost See You Next Tuesday, but hes still on the program.

That was heartbreaking and pretty much Raquels life in a nutshell.

However, her actions arent those of a person who makes very good choices.

She asks why everyone is ganging up on her about James.

Maybe thats because everyone else is right that her man cheats on her and treats her like shit.

Maybe she should listen to the gang instead of listening to James.

Ariana and Stassi are getting along, which is cute but boring.

What are their names?

Sandoval laughed and put his box down on the ground.

Hey Schwartz, you ever fuck in a swan pond?

How could I even do that?

Lets do it, Sandoval said, kicking off his shoes and hurriedly unlashing his belt.

Schwartz said, getting nervous.

What if the miniature ponies see us?

Sandoval pulled down his underwear and his excitement was visible.

You dont want them to get jealous of this?