Vanderpump Rules
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(Sick burn!)
Look at the triplets visit to Los Angeles.
The most that happens is that Burt (or Billy or Brendan?)
Seriously, what the heck is going on with these guys?
Buying these guys suits is like buying a three-legged dog an ice-cream cone.
What are they going to do with suits?
They live at home with their parents in a city with a population of 13,037.
Heck, theyd have more occasion to use snake antivenom than a suit.
All three of them should do it.
Cant Bravo make this happen?
The next story is the SUR fire.
Um, excuse me?
SUR just sort of sets on fire and everyone is like, Oh, never mind.
Happens all the time.
SUR should not be setting on fire.
How are we fixing this?
People are mean about my podcast.
This bullshit about Stassis podcast is just ridiculous.
She said something awful on her podcast vaguely related to the Black Lives Matter movement.
When Stassi hears this, she assumes Ariana called her a racist, which she didnt.
Stassi then admits to her ignorance, but says shes not a racist.
How are we skipping over this whole intrigue with the Applegate family?
This episode misdirects us all over the place.
Yeah, Jax is late and goes to see a reiki specialist.
Ariana has to make buckets and buckets of Big Pinkies, whatever those are.
Party planner Kevin Lee calls Katie fat.
Yeah, that sucks, but thats not what I care about.
How did this happen?She fell through a skylight.
Just back it the fuck up for one second.
I need, like, 19 moments to process this.
How the hell did she fall through a skylight?
I need every single detail of this entire story starting right now.
Sure, we can talk about how beautiful Katie is on the inside and out.
But first, Im gonna need to learn how shefell through a skylight.
This is just casually mentioned like its refilling your gas tank or getting a McGriddle for breakfast.
One does not just go falling through skylights.
Did no one think that we would have a lot of questions about this?
Being a triplet must be weird, Schwartz said.
