Vanderpump Rules

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We all lived through our 20s and it looked just like that.

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After this episode, I realized I was wrong.Vanderpump Rulesis actually a show about getting old.

Brittany, always sensible, puts her name on hers.

Stassi also adds to the elderly atmosphere.

Stassi arrives at the Rascal Renovation Party and immediately starts sobbing and apologizing for how she behaved.

Stassi says something to the effect that being old is about being able to take responsibility for ones actions.

Maturity is apologizing and moving on without having to marinate in the drama.

Where does she keep that?

In her pocket book like my grandmother?

Stassi doesnt need to write a check, she needs to get herlifein check.

If you dont know, Rob is Scheanas boyfriend.

Scheanas insistence that her relationship with Rob is perfect is so baldly pathological that it almost defies acknowledgement.

That is because Scheana doesnt think she has any intrinsic worth on her own.

Shes only worth as much as the man whos possessing her says she is.

This is all sadly laughable because we know that she and Rob are now broken up.

Sorry, that is not how adults function.

We know that if three people arent invited because there are not enough beds, thats cool.

Youll get them next time.

That is a nice, adult way to behave.

Of course he is an ass about expressing that sentiment, but it is the right sentiment.

The reiki is finally working, but not quickly enough.

Jax is hiding in his room with Brittany because this whole thing is giving him anxiety.

He realizes that hes too old to behave this way.

Everyone in the entire house can hear this fight and they all think its juvenile and awful.

Then it was Katies turn.

I see your husband, Angie the tarot-card reader said.

He is touching the Knight of Swords and the Knight of Wants.

She flips over a few more cards and looks puzzled.

Now he seems to be grabbing the Knight by his wand and the other Knight by his sword.

Theyre peeling off their pants.

She turned over one more card.

Oh, the Lovers, Angie said surprised.

That has to be me and Tom, right?

Katie asked, confused and annoyed.

I dont think so.

A business partner, maybe.

Someone hes working with, but is also in love with.

Well, I think we better go home.