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Were going to spend this entire season talking about DJ James Kennedy, arent we?

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Thats really screwed up.

This is a man who is sympathetic to blackout indiscretions.

Luckily Katie doesnt need her man to stand up for her.

This has been my home for almost nine years, she tells their boss.

I dont think I am willing to work at a place where this is tolerated.

This montage doesnt even include the coworkers hes slept with and later slagged off.

I mean, how does anyone know what it feels like to get disinvited from things regularly?

Um, thats not treating her like a queen.

Thats still treating her like shit some of the time.

But all of the girls, including his ex, Kristen, know thats not true.

Right now it seems like shes too weak, or too thirsty, to do both.

Yes, both she and her boyfriend want her on the showreally badly.

Thats why shes talking to Scheana about how she wants to be invited to all of the events.

I think shes probably had a similar talk with Brittany.

You might as well just announce that he is going to be added to the cast right away.

Everyone on this cast is getting a little bit more craven.

Scheana is dating Adam, the hot bartender from last season she tried to set up with Brittany.

Its as inevitable as Kristen flashing her panties the next time shes blackout wasted.

Yeah, Schwatz said, with his goofy laugh, while brushing his floppy hair away from his eyes.

Those were delicious steaks.

Absolutely delicious it made me …

It made me wonder if it was the steak or something else, Sandoval said.

Schwartz laughed again, and swooped his air again, while thinking of exactly what to say.

Then he slowly turned around, braced himself against the cabinets, and stuck his ass out toward Sandoval.

Give it a taste.

Sandoval knelt down on the sticky kitchen floor and slowly pulled down Schwartzs track pants and underwear.

Maybe getting sloppy was the whole point.