Vanderpump Rules
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What the hell is wrong with the men ofVanderpump Rules, a party boat invaded by braindead pirates?
(I mean, was one of their couches not available?)
God, Jax is so awful.
(Jax wouldnt be able to catch a case of irony if it was an STI.)
Oh God, where do I even start with this jiggling mound of post-steroidal aspic?
Jax is just always going to cheat.
But I think that disappointment is part of the appeal of cheating for him.
If that happens, maybe then he isnt the awful nothing that he thinks himself to be.
Thats why he doesnt want an open relationship.
Maybe Brittany should give him the permission, because hed probably never take it.
The woman who will eventually tame Jax Taylor will be the first one to call his bluff.
While Tom and Jax may have a similar pattern, I think theyre absolutely nothing alike.
Like he said to Lisa, he would never consciously cheat on Katie.
I dont think he wants to.
I think hes actually happy in his marriage.
Hes just unhappy about having to grow up.
Schwartz doesnt have a cheating problem; he has a drinking problem.
Well, alcohol was in control of his body, but hes the one who put it there.
Whats wrong with you?
That is exactly the right thing to say.
This isnt about Schwartz cheating on her or not.
Its about getting it together.
Its about being an adult.
Out of all of them, Tom is the furthest behind.
This is a horrible plan.
Ultimately, Katie is always going to side with Tom.
It will be about Lalas shutting-her-face problem.
Oh great, we have yet another year of everyone hating Lala coming.
I cant really care about that, just like I cant care about Jax and DJ James Kennedy Esq.
Of course its potent, but really, can it be that insane?
It cant be that insane.
We all know that this drama is only for the cameras.
And as for their negotiations, they actually got abetterdeal out of this.
Thats a $10,000 savings.
What kind of shifty businesspeople are Lisa and Ken anyway?
Yeah, Schwartz said.
I think it is.
He stared down at Schwartz who lifted his head, unable to meet his friends glare.
Instead he reached out his arms and grabbed each of Sandovals firm butt cheeks in one hand.
He pulled his partner toward him and nuzzled his nose into Sandovals crotch.
Im sorry, Schwartz said, as he wrapped his arms around Sandovals waist.
