Vanderpump Rules
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But maybe its the most humane?
He knows that he is profoundly unhappy and that something in his life has to change.
Hes been talking of moving to Florida to pursue a career tweeting for a hockey team.
Simpson,is to break up with Brittany.
Lets be generous for a moment and decide that hes doing the right thing.
Jax knows that hes not that person.
Hes operating under the old rubric of If you love someone, let her go.
This is sort of like a relationship mercy killing.
As Ive said many times before, the only person Jax hates more than himself is every single woman.
I have to say, though, Im with Brittany on this one.
After everything Ive been through!
After all of this heartbreak!
she screams at him.
She forgave Jax after he cheated on her, when everyone else told her to dump him.
That is the ultimate humiliation right there.
But is that what he should have done?
Is Brittany mad she didnt do it first?
Lisa Vanderpump asks her if she wants to be apologizing for Jax for the rest of her life.
She also asks Brittany what she wants out of this relationship, which I think is a valid question.
Old Man Taylor is not getting any younger.
If he cant give her that, then she needs to move on.
She asks Brittany if shes wasting the best years of her life waiting for Jax.
And she might be.
Maybe Jax humiliating her one more time will get her there.
(Of course,it wont.)
Speaking of Stassi, man, her relationship is also a bummer.
He comes over to talk it out with her, and he is not what I thought at first.
Now he seems like Carrot Tops younger brother and just about as appealing.
He treats Stassi like an idiot and mansplains to her constantly, as she points out.
It doesnt make any sense whatsoever.
To use his metaphor, he just went all Red Wedding on the English language.
Stassi is a grade-A narcissist.
She is a fame-sucking werewolf.
Andstillshe deserves better than Patrick.
She deserves a man who actually seems like he likes her.
There are all sorts of monsters who have found someone to love them on their own terms.
Just look at Kim Zolciak Biermann and her husband Kroy.
Its actually sweet to watch them support each others dreams, as modest as they may be.
Katie even opens up about the PTSD and depression that followed after she fell through a skylight.
This whole story arc continues to mystify me.
I mean, I know what happened and I still have more questions thanFriday the 13thhas sequels.
There was one other sweet couples moment on the show, and it was between Toms Schwartz and Sandoval.
Schwartz said yes, and took the double-T pin from Sandoval.
