Vanderpump Rules
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Finally all is revealed.
Then theres the editor superimposing Jaxs face over Jamess while hes doing his devilish impersonation of Jax.
That means fooling around with the Toms, right?
Alas, the Toms barely feature in this episode, which is really all about DJ James Kennedy.
Never has a more Lala thing been said, and I couldnt be happier.
She says James came up to her man Randall and was making fun of him.
Lala says she hasnt talked to James since then.
Its Kristen that James really has to worry about, though.
As Stassi says, Kristen talks about her ex James like a villain in a soft-core porn movie.
She talks about taking him down, holding him accountable, and making him pay.
Hes not abusing his power to prey on people, hes just a scumbag.
Ending him isnt part of a movement; its just going to make her feel really good.
Kristen says, Im curious if youre aware or you just dont know?
She doesnt say what shes talking about in this very rehearsed opening line.
Hope then says that she slept with James at Coachella.
The way Kristen talks about this, though, is really weird.
She tells Stassi, I want to speak up for everyone James has silenced.
She says that Hope is really brave for speaking up, this is very hard for her.
Im sorry but Kristen is no Dr. Christine Blasey Ford.
Thats not even remotely cool.
Also, shes not taking down a sexual predator.
Yes, James is gross, but all of these women slept with him consensually.
He might be cheating on his girlfriend, but hes not abusing anyone.
Raquel goes and confronts James and his lies.
Why do I have to keep dealing with this?
This is the third time on camera that the same exact thing has happened.
Poor Raquel, a loose vajazzle that came to life, everyone thinks shes dumb.
If shes not dumb shes in such denial that she thinks that James is faithful to her.
Then, he insists that she follow him outside and she yells, But I still havent gone tinkle!
She actually said pee but we all know this girl really wanted to say tinkle.
Inside, things are just as hectic with all the people at SUR.
Tom Sandoval can barely get from the bar to the mens room.
Not that this makes us gay or anything.
