Vanderpump Rules
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This weeks episode ofVanderpump Rules, the worlds most effective abstinence-only sex-education video, is all about couples.
Well that and Jax being old and needing to be rescued while swimming about 12 feet to a buoy.
He only makes it about halfway before he loses his breath and feels like hes going to die.
Of all the couples we look at this episode, the saddest is Scheana and Rob.
There is no aggression more passive that I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
This dude clearly has no interest in being in a relationship.
Meanwhile, Scheana is talking about how theyre going to get married and looking at houses together.
Shes even named their daughter Madison Marie Parks Valetta.
Of course Scheana wants a daughter named Madison.
The other crazy couple is Lala and James.
What is that all about?
Why are they filming this and why couldnt they just shower on their own?
James talks about Lala getting a boyfriend and how that made him jealous.
If that isnt a ringing endorsement, I dont know what is.
Shes right, Lala is not the one she needs to worry about.
She needs to worry about the fact that her man is not in love with her.
He doesnt quite get the message, but at least Lala has entirely spelled it out for him.
Lisa actually has a really nice conversation with Stassi for her podcast and talks about her relationship with Ken.
They needed to approach each other as equals who were equally in love.
That is what has made their relationship work for more than 30 years.
Its a lesson every woman on this show could stand to learn.
Theyre getting along and its nice to watch a couple that actually seems to be doing well.
Well, at least we dont have to worry about her being overly ambitious.
Schwartz knew that he would have to call off his plans, cancel the honeymoon suite.
