Vanderpump Rules
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Lala Kent, a grown woman in her 20s, has a bottle every night before going to bed.
We all have strange nighttime rituals.
Lala explains that she is on a low dose of her anxiety medication and she finds this behavior soothing.
Im sorry, but this is taking self care and self soothing a step too far.
God, if thePump Rulescast starts growing up then the rest of us are doomed.
Just like Lala, Kristen has a lot of anxiety, especially when shes traveling.
What I find suspect about this whole thing is that there is no footage of the freak out.
I find this horrendously suspect.
I call bullshit on all of this.
But I know this about myself and I have the medication to get me through a weekend away.
Or, you know, literal hell.
While doing their hair and makeup, Stassi and Kristen decide not to fight anymore and thats it.
The same thing goes for the brewing fight between Jax and Scheana.
Shockingly, Jax doesnt flip out.
He also doesnt flip out on Brittany when he asks her about it.
I mean, this is clearly a case of Scheana being an asshole for no particular reason.
Wait, there is a reason.
Also, we have all seen the way that Rob treats Scheana.
Finally, she admits that she wanted Brittany to realize that other guys out there like her, too.
That is just advice.
However, Scheana is the only one underhanded and slimy enough to actually venture to undermine their relationship.
Thats scummier than the bottom of the pond where Lisas swans live at Villa Rosa.
Even with all of these fights, this episode was boring.
Not even looking at Schwartzs burgeoning dad bod could get me excited.
What does the cast have against cups?
Or have they all been hanging out with Lala and her stupid baby bottle too much?
Sandoval looked around to confirm that Katie and Ariana were up ahead.
When he saw the coast was clear, he slipped his hand in Schwartzs back pocket.
Just wait until tonight, Sandoval whispered.
