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Well, not everyone.
She looks like the Black Swan became a street style blogger.
Scheanas hair is also dramatically different.
Kristens hair is now blunt and short, kind of like her ex-boyfriend James.
(SICK BURN!)
Its like everyone is challenging Ariana for her hair supremacy.
First of all, Brittany Cartwright is not the kind of woman who wants a $70,000 ring.
A party right after the engagement is always a bad idea.
If she says no or it goes poorly, its just going to ruin the party.
Maybe thats what the limo is for?
Oh, I guess thats kind of my job.
He seems nice, normal, funny, and very handsome.
Maybe everything we know about Stassi is wrong.
Holy shit, I just blew my own mind.
hey hold while I assemble the skull-chunks that are now scattered about my study.
Then Brittany went home and cried.
The reason they hate each other so much is because they both hate themselves.
What James did was childish, impulsive, and idiotic.
He did it for a quick boost to his ego.
The same thing can be said for Jaxs cheating with Faith, which James is making fun of.
Without Jax there could be no joke.
When Brittany goes home and cries, its because Jax gave her something to cry about first.
James is hiding behind the fact that his freestyling is art and that hes just trying to express himself.
As much as he likes to compare himself to Kanye, what he is doing is not art.
The crowd at See You Next Tuesday is not there for art.
Theyre only at SUR because its Disneyland forReal Housewivesfans.
What does that even mean?
Its like saying, Knock knock.
Madonnas version of American Pie.
He raises the mint green cocktail to his lips and takes an exploratory sip.
Schwartz takes a small sip and starts to smile.
It seems like its made with that special ingredient.
Lisa told us we cant put CBD oil in any of the cocktails, Sandoval says.
They both laugh as Schwartz pulls Sandoval in close, and theyre still smiling as they start kissing.
But then he isnt sure.
Is it the liquor or is it his man?
