UnREAL
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Another week ofUnREAL, another week where I dont really know what essential honesty is.
If Im being (essentially?)
honest, it just seems like sobriety for Rachel and more importantly, celibacy are the things shes achieving.
As for the honesty … shes still purposely keeping information from people who deserve to know it.
This weeks episode proves as much.
something that no other Bachelor has done before.
He chose a fiancee and then proceeded todump her and choose the other woman.
How canUnREALeven compete with the real thing?
What exactly did the producers know?
So you just have to say, Look, this is just the way the show works.
Its not his fault.
Are you feeling it?
Do you feel like youre ready to go to that level yet?
Because nows your chance just saying.
And once they get on the date with him, it all goes away.
Its their world and theres no one else there.
So, whats happening this week in the world ofEverlasting?
His man bun, I mean.
He seems like hell be sticking around for quite a while.
Not only is Quinn totally into him (and denial), hes totally into her.
Even Rachel notices, after a combo of cranberry juice and UTI meds (Whos the lucky guy?
shed asked Quinn) provide the giveaway.
No wonder Quinns soured on August as a wifey for Serena.
She wants him for herself.
But Im getting ahead of myself.
(Honestly, a near-perfect match tothe real thing.)
But that was a short-lived experiment.
(Theyre dressed as knights.)
Its dumb for even us, Rachel says of the entire thing.
But Quinn argues that Gary loves it and tampon brands are lined up to buy ads.
Quinn seems squarely in the quantity over quality camp, to no ones surprise.
Shes here to make good TV.
The only character with more confusing motives than Rachel is her ex-boyfriend, Jeremy the sad cameraman.
Dude, why are you here?
I cant be the only one asking this question.
(Thats whatThe Bachelorwould do, I can tell you that.)
Quinn seems to have other reasons too, but theres no way this will remain a secret forever.
Rachel confronts Quinn about her boozing, which is pretty rich considering Rachels entire history on the show.
Whats that about essential honesty again?
Speaking of the Incident, Rachel breaks and tells Dr. Simon exactly what happened.
The truth is, she says, It was really kind of thrilling to have that power.
She means the power to coerce Jeremy into killing that guy for her.
Seems like Dr. Simon has no idea what hes gotten himself into.
Who cut Augusts man bun and why?
Out of all the things to use as a dramatic cliffhanger …this?
See you next week!
