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Everyone makes their case: Rachel votes Owen (Fireman!
), Madison pushes for Zach (Hes viral!
Millennials love him!)
and Jay wants Jasper (Shes almost forgiven him!
The U.K. isnt boring!).
Silicon Valley powerhouse gives it all up to become a mom with a veteran from Small Town, USA.
Healing a divided nation or the death of feminism both very hot right now.
Quinn goes Owen and Rachel makes it happen.
And so, theEverlastingcrew sets off for Owens hometown of Frontier Creek, Colorado.
Why, he asks her, is Jasper even still here?
She says to him: You are the only truly good man here.
Im just sorry I didnt realize it til now.
That does it and he caves.
So whos going to Colorado?
Well, Rachel Owen is her guy after all.
And Jeremy, who cant seem to leave her alone.
After everything theyve been through!
Even though hes hooking up with his camera-holding co-worker!
He asks Dr. Simon how Rachels doing and Dr. Simon is (smartly!)
Also staying on set?
She agrees, after he tells her that shes his only hope (according to his lawyer).
Back in Frontier Creek, Owens daughter Riley greets Serena with, Youre my new mommy!!!
and she (understandably?)
Instead of agreeing with her, Quinn just shows up in Colorado.
She can tell when Rachel isnt on her game.
Normally, not the weirdest surprise, but Quinn knows that Riley is deathly afraid of clowns.
Serena and Owen run out to see why Riley is screaming and yep,its a terrifying clown.
runs out after her and pushes her out of the way of oncoming traffic.
But its weird, putting that kid in actual danger to push a narrative.
Even Chet thinks she crossed the line.
Suddenly theres a line?
If you were a mother, youd understand, he snaps back.
(As we learned last season, thats not an option for her.)
Cut to: Chet in a prop truck smoking out of a big bong.
Holes that started as infiltration pits for the environment (thanks August!)
but turned into a shirtless, hard-body hole-digging contest.
Rachel will try one more time to talk Owen out of continuing with Serena.
I really dont think shes ready to be a mom, she says to him.
But I grew into it.
And so will Serena.
At the elimination ceremony, shell save Owen, Jasper, Alexi, and August.
Zach, the social-media phenom, will have to go.
But not before calling the rest of them douches, which,fair.
