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There are many theories as to why Donald Trump ran for president.
Theres no penthouse in the White House.
And he doesnt want to live in a black city.
He was trying to pit NBC against another online grid, but it just went off the rails.
It is, indeed, a theory.
Then again, maybe he just ran so he could spend more timefondling flags.
