‘Trump Must Have a Small Peanut,’ and More Texts From Celebrity Moms

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Book me this hotel.

Hello, Id like this new car.

Whats happening onArrested Development?How many of these mom texts haveyouwoken up to recently?

He must have a very small peanut.

Penis sorry I hate this phone!

Same, Mrs. Barinholtz.