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This is the man!
Whats Ted Cruz have that you dont have?
Besides the ability to regenerate his tail!
I have a preexisting condition that makes me vomit out of my eyes whenever I look at you.
Is that in the GOP health-care plan?
You cant ignore me, Ted!
Im not overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming!
To which Triumph replies, Hey, I support spaying and neutering just like Trump did to you!
