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Man, does it suck to be Lucy right now.

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(Also, tons of credit to any fan who called this because I surely never could have.)

Lets jump in our Lifeboats, time-travel back to the start of the episode, and get to recapping!

Make us proud, son, he tells his progeny before beaming off in the Mothership.

Is his kid going to become a famous Tinseltown icon?

Cut to 1941, and that Rittenhouse Sleeper Agent is now a big-time, hotshot producer.

Flynn trolls Lucy by hilariously yell-asking her, Do you have any ability to do this on your own?

then rejects Christophers offer to provide more in-prison amenities by growling, I dont want any damn Netflix subscription.

Flynn finally points them to the right studio, and heres where Hollywoodland swept me off my oh-so-charmed feet.

Rufus comes through with that hilarious Hail Mary (because who knows what writers look like?)

Its yet another example of how Hollywoodland regales viewers with entertaining historical tidbits.

Rufus tries to keep his Langston Hughes cover going by reciting theFresh Prince of Bel-Airtheme song (LOL!)

as an example of his latest poetry, but Lamarr doesnt buy it.

Rufus soon reports back to Lucy and Wyatt with a blunt, Hey guys, guess what?

Hedy knows Im not Langston Hughes.

Consider it evidence that Hollywoodland is like a swanky cocktail party I never wanted to end.)

(Speaking of Streeping it up, first of all, Lucys gown is positivelyKatharine GrahaminThe Postesque.)

Either way, what a wonderful showcase for Abigail Spencer this scene is!

But not this time!

Because cue the Celion Dion song, throw in a littlebomp-chicka-bow-wowwwww LUCY AND WYATT FINALLYDOOOOOOOIT!

Well, here you are.

Whiz, bang, a brief shoot-out ensues, mission accomplished.

But boom goes the dynamite as Wyatt gets a text and walks off in a distracted rush.

To go see Jessica … who texted him?

Or someone else tell him where to find her?

Also, did it look to you like Jessica recognized Wyatt when he hugged her?

Does she even know that she was once dead?

I have so many questions!