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(He followed this with giddy, deep laughs, and an Oh my god.)
acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actress.
As in her comedy and film work, Haddish shocked with her emotional candor while testing lines of inappropriateness.
(In this case, lots of flirting with presenterMichael B.
Without God, my mommy and daddy wouldnt have put their two uglies together and made me.
Because that was all God right there.
He put two crazy people together to make one awesome crazy person.
She got an eraser because shes trying to erase the bullshit.
Im not trying to get pregnant yet, Michael, but Im working on it.
B. Jordan…
How she handles criticism:First of all …
I, uh, I dont read reviews.
The most review youll see me read is something my publicist sends me and says, Read this.
And Ill be like, You read it!
I dont mean to be so sensitive, but thats just who I am!
And Im not afraid to admit it.
On being seen:I know some people in here are going to talk shit about me.
You know why its okay?
Because you care enough to say something.
If you didnt say nothing, then you didnt care.
So if you said something, thank you.
I dont care if its positive or negative.
Im glad you see me.
Cause there were so many years nobody saw me.
And to be this example to youth.
There are so many people like me that you guys have no clue about.
But they coming, cause I kicked the fucking door open.
On friendship:Shout out to my best friend, Selena.
Ive known you since we was 12-years-old.
I walked up to you and was like,You gonna be my friend.
And you was like,What?But youre still my friend.
And she aint never tried to kick me to the curb or nothing.
I appreciate you for that.
I did what I wanted and I said a lot of things!
Some things didnt make it to the movie.
And that hurt my feelings.
Ive got her back.
And then when he asleep, were gonna burn your name in his dick.
Then were gonna put mud and salt on it so it will keloid over.
And then it will be ribbed for your pleasure.
And then when he woke up, well look him dead in his eyes.
And well tell him right to his face, to keep your name out of these bitches mouths.
Dont hurt my feelings, Michael B. Jordan.
When you feel good about what youre doing, in my mind, it makes other people feel good.
They were like,Keep going.
Queen Latifah would egg me on to do the craziest stuff.
Her career advice to film critics:Im thankful for you critics.
Im learning a lot about you guys.
All the critics Ive ever known before this was Siskel and Ebert.
And then when they passed, I was like,Oh, well.
[Huge laughter from crowd] Whos the new movie critic TV show?
Get it together, yall.
You should have a TV show so we know who you guys are.
On happiness:If youre not happy, change your thought patterns.
Start having happy thoughts.
Because its your fault youre not happy.
No ones in charge of your emotions but you.
Thats what I learned from therapy.
I dont know if you had anything to do with me getting this award.
I dont know how you feel about me … and I dont care.
But I thank you.
You werent afraid to talk to me.
It make me want to fuck em up.
I know fear is fuel for other things … but dont be trying to put that shit on me.
Come up to me happy.
Come up to me with a smile.
If you come up to me scared, its gonna make me talk to you crazy.
Think of me as a wild dog.
You come up to me scared and acting like a bitch, thats how Im going to treat you.
And one final lesson to critics:That might have been too much information, but I dont care.
If this was a black party, everybody would be laughing and having a good time.
Im teaching you all something today.
