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(Also, who doesnt.)
Its likeraiiiiinon your third wedding day!
he eventually manages to croon.
A pornstaaaarthat you already pay!
But before he gets there, a journey in self discovery had to be done.
And a quick lap.
Was it worth the wait?
he asks the audience afterward.
To which we say … Alanis, any thoughts?