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To quote a wise man who knows a thing or two about game shows: Damn you, Trebek.

(Vulture would officially like to put forthJeopardy!alumniAustin RogersorBuzzy Cohenfor consideration.)
Well be brushing up on our clues and trash-talking Pat Sajak out of solidarity.