The Real Housewives of New York City
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It looks like he is ignoring Luann while sitting on the couch and texting.
Thats not what he was doing.
Not really, but I wish he was doing that.
Ben, why the hell werent you textingme?
Then Sonja Tremont Morgan of theDoc Johnsons Sex Toys Morgans shows up to rehearsal.
Sonja says, Its good to be back in my element … on the stage.
Its as if when she said stage she created a new jazz hands emoji with her eyes.
Sonja says a lot of ridiculous things, but this is among the most ridiculous.
This entire episode, however, reminds me of how much I love my favorite floozy Sonja T. Morgan.
Thats the thing about Sonja, though.
You just need to laugh at how ridiculous and stupid it all is, because she does as well.
Its the people who make a run at fix her that go mad.
This all leads me to the trouble with the rehearsal.
Sonja T. Morgan cannot be directed by anyone.
The only person on Earth with a harder job than Sonjas director is Ramona Singers personal trainer.
Sonja has gotten through her life by winging it.
Speaking of Luanns cabaret, Dorinda takes Luann to Jovani to get a few dresses for the big event.
Luann looks amazing in them though, like Jessica Rabbit came to life and put on a statement necklace.
They also go to Dorindas church and they film …inside … a … church, question mark.
What church wants these sinners walking their stations of the cross?
Isnt that what bellhops are for?
Now she and Scott are shelling out $30,000 a month for that suite.
Coupon Cabin or Savings Shed or whatever the hell Scott runs must be really doing well.
Caroles apartment is looking better than ever, actually.
It looks so good that Adam wont leave her alone and is kind of stalking her.
He sent her five dozen tulips as a way to get back into her heart and other parts.
Um, this is getting creepy.
What year is it?
I mean,Sex and the Cityjust had its 20th anniversary.
The speed-dating event ended up being the highlight of the entire episode though.
Why would anyone want to date one of these women?
I mean, I could go on for the next week.
The one who really showed up to speed dating was Ramona.
Its like an abnormal mimicry of everything that she shouldnt be doing, but shes doing it anyway.
Ramona is not stupid.
Turns out that Brian and Bethenny had been on a sort of lunch date a few years previously.
Why are all of these girls clamoring for the same man?
Cheers, and then she walks away.
That is fucking baller.
Sonja picked up her drink and swallowed it in one gulp, shouted check just!
Well, that didnt exactly happen, but in my mind it did.
The other best part of speed dating is that Tinsley invited all of the women to Colombia.
She tells them that its totally safe and that shes been down there like ten times.
She was even a bridesmaid for a friends wedding down there.
Yeah, I would be spending a lot of time up in Colombia if those were my friends too.
Why arent you here?
she asked leaving a voicemail.
Theyre all here and I have some major news for you.
I know where the trip is going to be.
