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Considering how I (perhaps unnecessarily?)
This time, though?
To a deluxe apartment in the sky!
That I live in with Emily Blunts Mary Poppins when she is not teaching important Life Lessons.
Before diving into this incredibly scientific exploration, I must confess something.
I … loved this movie????
I …lovedit.Isits run time six hours and 37 minutes????
Oh, to be sure!
Look deep within your spirit.
We should examine … says my therapist, an idiot.
I had a grand time watching this movie.
I swooned over the performances.
(Underneath the) Lovely London SkyThe prologue.
A Cockney Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin (very excited forDaniel FishsMary Poppins Returns!)
Lots of little 1930s-style vocal flourishes lucky gu-u-uy, looking hi-ee-igh for which I am very much a sucker.
Still, though, simply an amuse-bouche.
(Thats right, I have been to a fancy restaurant!
(Underneath the) Lovely London Sky (Reprise)Epilogue!
Isnt that the whole thing of Moments in the Woods?
Ben Whishaw is … an angel?
I mean, is this song one your kids are gonna bop along to in the car?
But this song is not for them!
He acts, he bears, he looks non-porny with a thick mahogany mustache, he SINGS!!!
The tender tinkly music-box intro is Peak Emotional Assassination.
Turning TurtleYes.Meryl Streepin what ifLynn Yaegertaught flute to children drag?
With an Eastern European accent provided byRocky and Bullwinklereruns?
Extremely correct, caters exclusively to my interests!
MERYL is BELTING and obviously JONESING for aSweeney Toddbenefit concert.
Nowhere to Go But UpDuring this song, Michael shouts Jane!
Every impossible thing we imagined with Mary Poppins it all happened!
It is psycho that it took him this long to figure that out.
Oh, Michael, you gorgeous simpleton.
Anyway, this number is mostly about Angela Lansbury saying, Salutations bitch, Kites is Balloons now!
Thats why its not rated G!
6.The Place Where Lost Things GoI cry at this song.
Again, shut up, thank you.
Emily Blunts vibrato is very beautiful.
I must ask you to hey shut the fuck up.
What do I mean by more earnest sounds, you absolutely WORTHless FOOL?!?!
TURN THE CAMERAS OFF; I AM STORMING OFF THE SET.
Trip a Little Light Fantastic (Reprise)DICK!
as though he were enchanted by this newcomer on the screen.
Yes, in stark contrast to obligatory-seemingI smile, I wave my little hat …
I love a bath-time musical fantasia, and I courageously love Mary Poppins being an alto/mezzo.
Trip a Little Light FantasticTrip a Little Light Fantastic is a blast, start to fin.
Frankly, the entireMary PoppinsReturns cast would do a gorgeousNight Music.
Julie Walters as Frid and wereinstate Silly Peoplefor her.
Anne is … who cares?
(Sorry, Anne.
SPEAKING OF GLYNIS JOHNS: SHE WAS IN MARY POPPINS, AND THIS NEWS ARTICLE IS ABOUT THAT!
This serves as the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (just spelled that without checking any sources!
[ed note: This was correct]) ofMPR.
Number one with a bullet.
