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They neednt have bothered.
For one thing, more adjectives are never the solution to a problem.
For another,Pretty Woman: The Musicalhas plenty of problems outside of its politics.
ButPretty Womanis none of these things.
The world, and especially this oversaturated little island, is full of fantastic performers.
What its not so full of is fantastic writers.
And writing is hard.
Its more concerned with checking the boxes of all the movies most famous moments (Big mistake.
Huge; I would have stayed for two thousand.
/ I would have paid four; I never treated you like a prostitute.
Vivian: Quirky, Undaunted, Still Innocent in short, Manic Pixie Dream Prostitute).
Lyrically, things only get worse.
/ I asked her for directions / And now I feel confused.
that the program calls Happy Man.
But theater isnt an object, its an event.
Pretty Woman: The Musicalis at the Nederlander Theatre.
