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it’s possible for you to do better thanthat!

he shouted, smiling very hard, Youre not here to seeThe Iceman Cometh!
The crowd appeased him, and I sank a little in my seat.
Has anyone, anywhere, ever actually enjoyed the I cantheeeearyou school of audience participation?
I think its the selling that gets to me.
The dancers are dressed as a parade of tired stereotypes, most of them heavily bronzed.
Surely the most important people in every mans life!
Whats a 40-year-old ex-Wall Street bro who apparently has no savings to do?
Danis a smart, independent woman raising a smart, independent daughter, the play tells us.
It also tells us shes dating a man who refers to his independently flex-able pecs as Billows pillows.
Its not thatGettin the Band Back Togetheris utterly devoid of charm.
Its one big American fantasy Hey, youtoomight recapture your youthful glory and randomly become a millionaire!
being marketed to folks who couldnt afford to see Springsteen on Broadway and came to this instead.
And if the cheers that surrounded me are any measure, plenty are happily buying in.
It may be original, but its nothing we havent been sold before.
Gettin the Band Back Togetheris at the Belasco Theatre.