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What I wouldnt give to not talk about Omarosa Manigault Newman ever again!
Id love to talk about Matt Groenings return to late night afteran 11-year absence.
This was supposed to be Ariana Grandes week!
If nothing else, this news cycle has given us multiple talk show hosts eating paper.
Most hosts had acrack about the paper-eating incident, but Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon actually reenacted it.
Meyerss paper-eating far outclassed Fallons, who appeared to use rice paper like a coward.
It makes sense that Omarosa pulled so much focus this week.
She is playing us, and we are letting her.
The news shows have to talk about her because she is timing bombshells better than Nuremberg.
Its Omarosas all the way down.
Ms. Manigault Newman seems to have writtenUnhingedgeared toward TV appearances.
The one thing she knows how to do is survive a TV edit.
Who could forgetVanderpump Rulesshooked up vs. hung out debaclelast season?
The Trump is on tape saying the N-word story is no more relevant or refined of a debate.
Soundbite or it didnt happen.
Theyre like Bigfoot: Those who believe it believe it, and those who dont, dont.
Nary a fact shall cause anyone to switch camps.
A very stuffy-nosed Arnold went onJimmy Kimmel Liveand almost immediately launched into a tirade against Mark Burnett.
You are really fired up, said Kimmel.
What have you gotten yourself into?
Thats the crux of this issue, isnt it?
Were in the dumbest timeline.
Truly galling acts of brutality exist next to extreme moments of idiocy.
Not since Dadaism has art needed to be so stupid to point out the horrors of our age.
Seth Meyers fired a dog to call out Trumps obviously racist use of dog to insult Omarosa.
Colbert pointed out that her book was already30 percent off at Barnes & Noble.
