The Walking Dead
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Well, well, well!

But Simon has other ideas.
Everything changes when the Savior road caravan grinds to a halt and Negan vanishes.
Simon tries to get Dwight to open up as they head out alone: Lets rap here.
Nobody here but us chickens.
Top guy to top guy.
Negans messages arent working.
That resonates with Dwight.
Hold that thought while we check in with Hilltop, where Corals loss is still being felt.
Rick looks like hes ready to cry again and Daryl asks if hes alright.
He tells Daryl they should split up, which is never a good idea.
With any shred of realism, Negan would be fully perforated before he reaches that door.
Instead, a lengthy close-quarters combat breaks out in the darkness.
Rick almost chops Negans hand off!
Negan falls two stories and is fine!
Rick lights Lucille on fire and still cant manage to kill Negan!
Zombies get punched in the face!
Negan lives up to his self-professed rep as a goddamn cat and escapes somehow!
Michonne is the peacenik, ready to wheel and deal; Maggie and Enid are the hawks.
The collapse of civilization and impending doom is lookinggoodon you, gurl.
No one is prepared for what awaits at the meeting point.
Senator Elizabeth Warren er, Georgie, whos wearing round frames, a seersucker jacket, and sensible slacks.
(Is she living in an abandoned Ross Dress for Less?)
Its an act of benevolence, says Hilda the hype-woman.
Mags agrees to let Georgies gang skedaddle before the Saviors arrive.
Wanna learn how to build aqueducts and windmills?
Maybe erect a pyramid or Stonehenge?
Its all in there, I think.
Then off she goes to who-knows-where because no one really asked what her friggin deal was.
With our heads still spinning from that development, chaos reigns elsewhere.
Bet he (like me) didnt guess Negan was riding shotgun at gunpoint with Jadis.
Even Neegs cant help but chuckle at his luck.