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Last week, 50 Centmade headlinesas he often does: for reasons entirely unrelated to his present-day musical career.
50s own history of pugnacious pettiness is similarly lengthy.
Stranger things have happened!
Its obvious he doesnt generate the interest of the general public, so he doesnt generate mine either.
(You push, I punch.
You stab, I shoot, he laterdescribeshis beef strategy to Miss Info.)
Things couldnt get any pettier and grosser …
March 2009: …And then, invariably, they do.
A few days later,he posts the whole thing, with added commentary from 50 himself.
Jay rockin that Urkel look, isnt he from Marcy?
he spits on the cut, They say he growing dreads and now hes talking like a Yardie.
Mind you, while theyre going out and doing all of this talking, Im just chilling.
You just cant.)
and releasinganotherFat Joe diss later that month in video form,Fat Joes Funeral.
(The two ended up ironing things out at a strip club in 2016.
Heres to happy endings!)
August 2010:After Fat Joe disses 50yet againin the intro track to his albumThe Darkside Vol.
He just heard Fat Joes album and found out that he only sold 5,000 copies his first week.
(The album actually sold 12,300 copies in its first week.)
September 2010:Not even50s grandmotheris safe, as it turns out.
October 2012:Or not!
Gee, wonder why he chose to delete that one!
Why would he think such a thing?
But who knows, really?
You got confused I understand shithead.
May 2016:Wasmaking fun of an autistic teenagerthe lowest 50 Cent ever sunk?
Kind of hard to tell, though also, theres always the future.
To all my brothers, hang in there.
Naturally, he eventually deletes the gram.
Some people never grow up!
