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Can I tell you about a song I cannot stop listening to?
by Doja Cat, and its about being a cow.
Bitch Im a cow / Bitch Im a cow /Go mooo!
Its a goofy, pixelated video approaching viral status: Chance the Rapperhas endorsed it.
Geniussays itinterpolates Wu-Tang Clan, Juicy J, Ludacris, and Kelis.
This is the most important song to be released this summer, maybe ever.
It is catchier than Charlie Puth, whom I havesworn my allegiance to.
It is funnier thanCardi B, who also has my undying devotion.
The music video is more ironic-but-goofy than the music video forNew Lightby John Mayer.
It takes a stronger political stance than Childish Gambinos This Is America.
The costumes are almost better than Apeshit, the song Beyonce recorded with her cheating husband, Jay-Z.
Again, I exclaim: Doja Cat has bottled an end-of-summer bop!
(Stunningly, this is also my political affiliation.)
Thats why Im eating and drinking a strawberry milkshake throughout the video.
The whole process of making the video took about five hours max.
The song took about six.
Reader, they noticed!
And so cows have been a sensitive subject for me ever since.
And then: I give him a titty tryna keep him calm.
(I sent this music video to my mom and her reply was: Gurlllll!
She thought that this was actually a video of me, and I was about to get in trouble.
Shes not really into pop music.)
Its a joke song that does what few other gags have managed: Its infectious.
