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Even if you dont believe in astrology, the confirmation bias is powerful and compelling.

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The other Aries quality on display is her bravado about being a woman.

Their essence is the audacity of asserting themselves before knowing whether or not they will find a warm reception.

The zodiacs bulls appreciate luxury and are very comfortable with hierarchy, especially when they are on top.

In excess, this can become haughtiness, which is a hallmark of Seinfelds attitude.

Rather, they assume a position of status and employ defensive tactics, never aggressive.

Thats exactly Seinfelds action here with his soda: When Im done with something, I open my hand.

Its an absurdly small act the smallest possible and yet its a coup de grace of a power move.

Thats the essence of Taurus: asserting total dominance through little to no action.

This is a sweet, touching moment that Amy undercuts with her own insecurity about what that implies abouthercheeks.

Thats textbook Gemini anxiety at play.

Cancers are deeply attuned not only to their own fears and insecurities, but those of their adversaries.

As the sign of all things domestic, Cancers are most effective when making the political personal.

Sure, they are consummate hams who love attention and can command any room.

But what sets them apart is their daring to be weird.

Martins entire career is marked by his absurdism, served up with plenty of swagger and drama.

If a Leo is unable to keep surprising themselves or their audience, theyre bored.

Its notable (and true to his sign) that his motivation is not malice but curiosity.

Thats what a Scorpio would never do: let go.

Sagittariuses adore freedom, and thus they reject the burden of having to button up.

They are not easily shamed, for they do not worship the gods of respectability.

As the sign of the philosopher, Sagittariuses dont mind looking foolish; therein lies the wisdom.

Shes not looking for anything less than to be taken very seriously.

What she cannot abide is a culture that protects unworthy characters and insulates them from consequences.

Capricorn energy is all about consequences good and bad and her work has brought its own kind of reckoning.

Even when Torres says that hes always doing what a Trump supporter imagines (and that its fun!

), hes reinforcing his singular nature by hewing so tightly to a stereotype that doesnt really exist.

That is so Pisces.

His mothers attempts to soothe him with logic that cartoon ducks arent real are totally lost on him.

Tactics like that hold no appeal to a Pisces.

His superior emotional intelligence means he has little affection for the constraints of reality.

He doesnt care if the ducks are real; hes responding to their emotional truth.