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Way to go Jan, Jonny, John, Jann, whatever the fuck your name is.

Anyway, Jann, you did it.
You finally gave this fantastic band their due.
Yeah, and now its the size of a pamphlet.
What a business plan, way to go.
I read it in about 30 seconds backstage.
What a tough decision!Gee, I dont know if I should let Bon Jovi in?
130 million albums, thats not such a big deal.
Ive actually written it many ways, many times, he explained.
Some days I write the thank you speech, other days, I write the fuck you speech.
Writing it was, in fact, therapeutic for me in a lot of ways.
I certainly see things differently tonight than I would have 10, 20, 30 years ago.
But in the end, its all about time.
As as fellow member I found I might be the most qualified one to do this.
God bless you all!
They said I had three minutes, I said, No, I dont.