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Americas favorite members of Bachelor Nation werent the only ones frolicking on the beach this summer duringBachelor in Paradise.
There were also animals.
A lot of them.
Take, for example, Annalises overconfidence despite her questionable character judgement and utter lack of self-awareness.
Steal Your Girl is back in business.
Dean immediately woos Caitlyn away from both Cam and Mike, leaving them both blindsided.
To no ones surprise, Dean self-sabotages shortly thereafter, dumping Caelynn on her birthday.
As with any prodigal son, only time will tell.
The Pigeon versus the Seagull
Episode sevenbrings us the gift of Haley and Tahzjuans arrival.
However, pigeon Haley usurps the thought-to-be-superior seagull Tahzjuan.
She receives JPJs rose, reminding us that the animal kingdom doesnt always play by the rules.
Or, as she puts it, A seagull is just as bad as a pigeon.
Seagulls are like the scum of the ocean and pigeons are like the scum of the earth.
Theres more water on the earth than there is just, earth, you know?
Philosophy at its finest, and a victory for pigeons everywhere.
In an unprecedented animal B-Roll move, Goose himself is the only critter that appears for nearly an hour.
What follows is pure chaos sparked by the disruption of Paradise norms.
Then, new competition is thrown into the herd, with the long-foreshadowed appearance of Clays ex, Angela.
He is the grim reaper of Paradise, signaling the end of a journey.
From Bibiana and Wills to Derek and Tahzjaun, this spooky creature materializes to foreshadow departure.
But he does not kiss her.
What follows is the most absurd display of B-roll footage this franchise has ever seen.
There are baby horses and grown horses.
There are stadiums and crowds, butterflies and dolphins.
There is NASA footage.
There is a guy catching a football and a lion roaring.
An entire dissertation could be written about the symbolism in these moments of B-roll.
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