The Real Housewives Of Potomac
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What a wild ride.
So where do we even begin the second part of the reunion?
Karen is still crying backstage after breaking down about her parents.
Maybe you and your wig should just go home.
Im saying that with all the love in the world but youre definitely emotionally on edge.
All your grief isnt making your defensive …everythingany better.
(Speaking of defensive MONIQUE NEEDS TO CHILL.)
Andy asks if Gizelle can get an invite to Candiaces wedding.
After Karen has settled back into the couch, Andy sets up a montage of Gizelle and Shermans relationship.
Why arent we all screaming from the rooftops a hex onto Shermans house?
Everyone on this show is way too grown for that nonsense.
To fully discuss the issue, Charisse is welcomed onto the couch.
They need to get a bigger couch for all these part-time Housewives.
SO WHO DID IT?
WHOSE IDEA WAS IT?
Gizelle says she knows that Monique planned to bring Kyndall around a few weeks before the season started.
Here comes Moniques defensive streak: I did not!
You cant be messyon cameraand then venture to deny it.
If you wanna be that bitch, be that bitch.
Charisse says she recommended Kyndall to be on the show.
I really love how the Potomac Housewives are totally open with the fact that theyre on television.
Ashley says that Sherman has a jot down: light-skinned with long hair.
I hate to break it to Ashley but America has a pop in.
Gizelle says that Kyndall is a little more equine than she is.
Gizelle and Sherman are currently talking four to five times a day but arent dating.
Maam, there are times I dont talk to my own boyfriend four to five times a day.
Candiace whispering fast fast fast about Gizelle under her breath is not a good look.
You talk about your fiances dick like its community property we all should be concerned with.
And hes got an assortment of kids.
Like Gizelle says, mind your business, Tweedy Bird.
Theres also a ridiculous exchange where Monique is saying that Charisse always recommends her people to her friends.
Monique is using a massage therapist as an example.
Charissse says, Of course Id recommend my masseuse, and Monique says, No.
Masseuses do other things.
The best part is Ashey and Gizelle turning to each other and going, Whatisthe difference?
I dont know, among the chaos.
It made me laugh aloud.
Now, its time to bring out the husbands and sus-bands.
Andy congratulations all of them on whatever he can.
But you think about it, then?
Just not every day?
Andy asks Moniques Chris about her miscarriage and theres nothing snarky to say about that.
When he starts to answer, his light goes off.
Uh oh, Ray.
The spirits dont want this answer.
He says that the pizza prank got the landscapers in trouble.
So the landscapers found the pizza and not you, Ray?
Where was this energy for your relationship?
Karen and Ray say they dont have to explain themselves to Michael.
Karen claps for him and says.
Fuck you, weirdo.
Michael pulls out his passport and says to look for the stamp from England if its true.
Ray also says hes looked into Karens relationship with Blue Eyes and hes got no problem with it.
I guess that answers any questions about an arrangement.
Its time to talk about Ashley and Michael.
Ashley says that the season gave them the chance to grow and heal their relationship.
Theyve been trying for a baby and Ashley did get pregnant but suffered a miscarriage.
Michael gets choked up when talking about it.
Then Ashley says shes seeing a traditional medicine practitioner and she has a cold uterus.
Im just going to leave that there.
After some discussion about Ashleys mom, Andy shares the music video Ashley made for Michael.
Shes in a bubble bath.
Shes been smoothed with no less than four Instagram filters.
Shes got an Every Hue brush.
Shes wearing all white.
Who let her do this?
She had to rent a camera, get in the studio, have someone auto-tune that song.
No one told her no and thats inspiring.
The husbands head out and Andy asks all the Housewives what they learned.
About half of them give some answer along the lines of mind my own goddamn business.
Weve learned, weve loved, weve laughed.
Cheers and see you next season!
