The Real Housewives of Potomac
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I cannot with this woman.
Weve had a few episodes with her and I just dont get it.
What is going on there?
What am I supposed to be latching onto with this one?
What is she giving us that we dont already get from Monique or Ashley?
Im already bored.AND I HAVE A WHITE BOYFRIEND.
Can we just peel back the layers on this one?
Deep down inside white people?
Then, in Candiaces fiances case, his behaviorwhen he drinksis not so unlike a brown person.
WHAT?!?!
Hes so wild and crazy, hes just like a person of color?
Why are we doing this?
Who is this performance for?
Just be with your white fiance and stop trying to imagine a world where hesjust likea man of color.
Then finally, Candiace decides to tell Ashley and Gizelle the color of her fiances penis.
Nope, according to Candiace, its light brown with a pink tip.
SO?!?!
I wish I could make my SO?!?!
I truly cannot with this bitch.
Monique is at home with her kids when Charisse comes over.
What is the deal with Charisse?
Why is she hanging out so much?
Shes not even doing anything particularly interesting.
Then Monique and Charisse make fun of Gizelles public-reading skills.
How are you going to sit there and giggle with Monique and then turn around and tell Gizelle?
This isnt even good or fun gossip.
Charisse, get out of my television program and dont come back until you have some better gossip!
Gizelle does just describe Monique as sad and simple and dumb and I cant say I disagree.
Ashley sits with Michael and he tells her again that she has to cut her mother off.
Hes lecturing her and doesnt even begin to hear her side of the story.
He talks to her like hes her father.
That also bums me out, even if he is an old man.
Its time for bubble soccer!
My first question would be, Why is he okay with banging one floor below your mother?
and I wouldnt even get to the penis color.
Then Gizelle and Charisse ask Candiace about exactly what her mom pays for.
Of course, that answer is a moving target.
Then Candiace says that Chris pays her car note and most of the mortgage.
Which bills is Candiace actually paying?
Candiace even offers hair from her hair line.
Nobody wants that hair.
Someone says, Just take it off!
and KAREN SHOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN THE WIG OFF.
Let us see you, Karen.
Well like you more.
