The Real Housewives Of Potomac

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Well Potomaniacs, I have good news and I have bad news.

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Okay, now onto the capers?!

But I also know some petty nonsense when I see it.

This pizza-delivery mission wasnt even well-planned!

What woman answers the door to an unexpected caller in the middle of the night?

Ladies, I support you being petty in the name of entertaining me, butonlyif youre producing receipts.

Back in Potomac,RHOPsvery fun theme of tortured personal lives continues.

Oh Chris,my guy, that is where youre wrong.

And speaking of delusions: Ashley.

The very obvious (okay, but sure, still difficult) answer to that question isNO.

This manisThe Bad Place!

I havent weighed the pros and cons and all those things.

Or rather, for Ashley, the time is later.

Im not ready to leave him yet, she says.

I dont give a fuck what you say.

You give nothing but lies you arethe LI-AR.

You just dont matter to me.

Where are you living now?