The Real Housewives of Potomac
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Does the Nemacolin Fat Bird Resort have any guests that arent reality-TV stars?
Are there resorts that just exist for reality-TV stars to stay and fight in?
Are there cameras following her around all week but were just not seeing any of that footage?
Shes certainly carrying herself like shes got something interesting brewing.
This bitch just cannot catch a break but she also makes it impossible to catch a break.
Well get more into the feud between Charisse and Candaice later but first, Karen.
Karen has decided to start a business.
I thought she was Americas foremost lady-who-lunches.
Apparently she needs a little scratch coming in now that her husband might be getting indicted at some point.
Karen has a foolproof plan: make a perfume.
Shes building an empire and the first brick is perfume.
Shes acting like shes going to be the Beast storming around her castle alone.
I dont think you wanna get any money from Ray right now, Karen.
Monique, Ashley, Candaice, and Charisse are going to a cryotherapy place because Monique is soooooo busy.
Your husband is not a business obligation you have to manage.
Ive said it before and Ill say it a thousand times: Being a mother is hard.
Being a wife is hard.
The conversation ends there, as if Candaice cant tell Charisse off because shes going through a divorce.
Meanwhile, Gizelle tries to call Sherman but hes acting weird.
I really want this relationship to work out.
This is something I genuinely care about.
There is certainly something to say for establishing boundaries and setting limits, but an ultimatum, dawg?
My mom always told me, Only issue an ultimatum if youre willing and ready to go.
Then she falls asleep at the wheel and crashes into a tree.
And thats the story were going with.
Great thing to show up to your friends house who committed a casual DUI with.
Once everyone arrives, they head out and immediately start tearing into the younger ladies.
Then she wants to act dumb when Charisse asks, Did you call me a bitch?
Ashley starts cracking up because Monique wanted Candaice to go after Gizelle instead of her best friend, Charisse.
Monique cant do much to stop the fight because she just drank an entire bottle of wine by herself.
They all arrive at the resort and head to the house.
On their way there, Ashley pees in the woods.
Gizelle says that Charisse is central to the group and there should be an apology.
Somehow, being kept by your mother is being kept by a man?
Either way, Ashley might be regretting this trip to the Fat Bird resort.
