The Real Housewives of Potomac
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Heres what I absolutely love about the ladies from Potomac.
They insist on having a good time.
The number of fights that start this episode and how quickly they are quashed is astounding.
I think the only beef still outstanding at the end of the episode belongs to Karen and Ashley.
Considering Karen and Rays financial shadiness, I think that invoice is going to remain unpaid.
Lets get to it.
Yknow, I believe Gizelle.
Well, half of her statement.
If she didnt care, WHY ARE YOU STILL FIGHTING ABOUT THIS?
Monique and Gizelle agree to peacefully coexist and Monique says, Mission accomplished.
Gizelle says thats the title of a Tom Cruise movie.
Thats a mom move if I ever heard one.
The big adventure for the day is heading to a winery and then heading to Eze.
The trip is mandatory.
The fun is compulsory.
Shes still anxious about her big fight with Chris but some lavender essential oils come first!
All the ladies pile into a van to head out for the winery.
No one is talking in the van.
The only way to avoid drama is to avoid talking.
The actual wine-tasting looks fun but there are several fights brewing underneath the surface.
Gizelle just wants to get to the bottom of the drama with Charisse.
Karen and Ashley hate each other.
That isbleak.Gizelle mentions that for such a strong marriage, Karen isnt wearing her ring.
Karen says not wearing her ring is a preference.
No one has that preference, Karen.
The rest of the ladies split off to have their designated fights.
Thats not a fig and thats a shitty plan, Gizelle.
Charisse will have no part of this narrative.
Im with Ashley and Robyn, you cant beat that golden-hour lighting.
Karen steps in to be a guiding light for the conversation.
Gizelle walks up and calls Candaice a princess and everything goes to hell.
She doesnt have enough insult foresight.
Oh, Ashley uses her husbands money?
So do you, Karen.
Ashleys husband is old?
She complains that everyone isso mean to her and so mean to Karen.She tells Ashley to suck a dick.
The next day, they head out on a yacht.
Everyone has their bathing suit and fanciest caftan.
They dont get to the bottom of it.
They dock the boat in Eze to explore a tiny herb stand.
Does Monique think the only worthwhile contribution to the world France has made is … essential oils and herbs?
No one fights because they are so tired.
Once theyre back at the hotel, its time for Moniques birthday party!
Karen has arranged the whole thing.
Its burlesque-themed but everyone is dressed like a flapper except Ashley.
Is this a Housewives franchise?
Candaice sings Joyeux Anniversaire to Monique and everyone just lets it happen.
